This speaks for itself

- Chron Travolta

One More Reason Not To Be A Vegetarian...

According to science:

Thank you, weed, for......ummmmmm.....whatever. Weed and bacon are great.

-Chron Travolta

Listening to people is easier

This girl was telling me something about her Grandmother being in the hospital and she was going on and on...BUT thankfully I had smoked just moments before this conversation and instead of being subjected to her lengthy and emotional anecdote I was able to imagine hundreds of little fairies gathering around her head and engaging in some sort of burlesque show and then gracefully lifting this girl up up and way into the clouds. I found myself gleefully clapping and giggling which also resulted in an abbreviation of her story and she finally turned and walked away. Thank you weed!

Alwayz Outotit

Oh shit...

I forgot this was here

Alwz Outoit

Melber, Kentucky

Thank you, weed, for helping me discover the town of Melber, situated in the southwest corner of Kentucky.

What draws my interest to Melber? Uh, nothing.....except for the fact that its FUCKING ZIP CODE IS 42069! Click here to learn more.

Yep, that's right. In order to send a letter to someone in Melber, you have to insinuate both marijuana smoking and mutual oral sex! I hope at least one of their 842 citizens finds this amusing. Also of humorous note: Melber is located in McCracken County, and the state abbreviation for Kentucky is "KY". 

-Chron Travolta

Thanks Natalie Dee!

The title is...um the title, well

So I smoked some weed fifteen minutes ago and...I went into my bedroom. Then I wanted to practice playing guitar, so I went into the living room. Once inside, I was compelled to rearrange some furniture. No, the dresser shouldn't be there. Probably blocks the sun. But its dark out.
I have walked around the apartment three times and now I'm writing this post. BRB

O.K.

Hey whatever happened to Cody? He was short and had hair like Sonic the Hedgehog. It's so early. It's like 10:30. That's why it's so dark out.

The kitchen is cold. Thank you, weed.

Monkey Bones